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[To]: Vanessa
[From]: Super Stud
[Subject]: Your hot friend

What's up, dude?
I totally saw you the other day at Harry's, even though you were sitting in the dark.

Hopefully, you were not alone. Oh boy, your redhair chick is so hot - and so into me, by the way. I can't count how many times she came up to the bar... did she say anything?

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To: [Hapless]
From: [Sadly Sober]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Yeah, my hot redhead said something about how she wished I didn't have such violent inclinations so she wouldn't have to be the one to get all the drinks because the kid behind the bar was skeevy and since one of us had to be dedicatedly nonviolent it meant she couldn't explain in no uncertain terms that she wasn't interested.

But, hey, I can always try to put in a good word for you with Dr. Grey-Summers. I'm sure you have a lot to offer that her hot, smart, kind husband completely lacks. I mean, surely you're a bigger badass than Scott is.

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To: [Heartless]
From: [Heartbroken]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Skeevy? That's a very bad word! For once, I tried to be nice and polite and all...

And what husband? Where? Why can't I get a cougar, for once?

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To: [Out of his depth]
From: [God's honest truth]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Maybe if you weren't ogling her so heavily she wouldn't have called you skeevy.

You can't get the cougar because she's not one. In order for Dr. Grey-Summers to be a cougar she'd have to want a younger man. She doesn't because she has a husband. Who she adores and who a lot of other people around that mansion you live in also like. He's in California on Xavier's orders right now. But he isn't a case of out of sight out of mind in the least.

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To: [Harbinger of killing truth]
From: [Hopeless on a V-day]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

In California? Well, even with that, I should back off if I don't want the entire staff on my back.

Guess I'll have to find someone else for a [completely platonic] date tonight...

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To: [One of the Masses]
From: [Woke up with a hot chick]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Good choice to back off. Enough people already can't stand you without you getting the rest of them on the bandwagon

Good luck with that, kid. Finding a date on Valentine's day is like finding a virgin in a Catholic school. Nigh impossible.

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To: [Hot as ice]
From: [woke up alone on the floor]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Even I find that last thing about Catholic school girls gross... and I'm not looking for any action. Just a dinner/movie night with a fellow single... as a celebration of "Single Awareness day"

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To: [Lonely Floor Boy]
From: [Hot, hot, hot]
Subject: re: Your hot friend

Obviously you've never known many Catholic school girls.

I didn't say you were looking for action. I said it would be nigh impossible to find a date. But you get on that, sport. I'm sure your charm will have them running for you.