Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?
...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.
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From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?
...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.