Text to Doug

[xp_tarot]

1. Doug. Help. It is Kareoke time in the car.
2. How can we erase Jubilee's public spotify playlist
3. and I love her but Amanda's too
4. can we erase spotify
5. Who told Amanda about my love of walking tacos

Comments

[xp_cypher]

(1) What are you doing in a car with Amanda AND Jubilee?
(2) I cannot erase Spotify. At least not on zero notice like this.
(3) I -can- erase Jubilee's list, but she'll probably just make another one in like half a minute.
(4) I -could- erase Amanda's, but I don't feel like getting in the middle of that argument.
(5) Your girlfriend is BFFs with the entire city of New York, I'm pretty sure a bodega told her.
(6) Not the cashier, the bodega itself. Or maybe the bodega cat. I don't ask questions about Amanda's whole city thing.

[xp_tarot]

The New Orleans trip
We left this morning at very too early
I accidentally said "Jubilee" where she could hear me and somehow now she is invited herself

[xp_cypher]

(1) Oh right, the spring break road trip in September. ;-)
(2) Look, that's on you. You should know better than to Beetlejuice Jubilee.
(3) So who's ahead in the 'Jesus vs Weed' billboard game?

[xp_tarot]

We are in the South
It is Jesus

[xp_cypher]

(1) Fair enough. Didn't know if weed might have built up a lead.
(2) Y'know, before you got to places where they legit call it 'the devil's lettuce'.
(3) How many times have you been kept from murdering your travel buddies?