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To: Forge
From: Hank
I'm glad you're coming along with us... having friends around will, I hope, make Danielle feel a little better. (And don't tell her, but I think I'd rather have you drive my beloved car than Dani, especially in a situation where she's bound to be upset)
You went along with Danielle last time she returned to her former home, as I recall. Would you mind filling me in on what to expect? Pitchforks? Torches? No tar, I hope... getting it off skin is bad enough. Getting it off fur would be impossible, and I wouldn't be half so handsome shaved all naked.
Also, I understand you pummelled Sheldon last time. I don't suppose there's any hope that he's anything close to my own impressive size, and that I can thus pound on him a little without feeling guilty? I haven't met the boy yet, and already I dislike him enormously.
-Hank
From: Hank
I'm glad you're coming along with us... having friends around will, I hope, make Danielle feel a little better. (And don't tell her, but I think I'd rather have you drive my beloved car than Dani, especially in a situation where she's bound to be upset)
You went along with Danielle last time she returned to her former home, as I recall. Would you mind filling me in on what to expect? Pitchforks? Torches? No tar, I hope... getting it off skin is bad enough. Getting it off fur would be impossible, and I wouldn't be half so handsome shaved all naked.
Also, I understand you pummelled Sheldon last time. I don't suppose there's any hope that he's anything close to my own impressive size, and that I can thus pound on him a little without feeling guilty? I haven't met the boy yet, and already I dislike him enormously.
-Hank