Emails to Lorna, Scott

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To: Wedding Chef
From: Wedding Singer
Subject: Waitaminute...

Dress. DRESS! Nathan said that word in Cain's post. He was talking about the bridemaids' dresses sure, but.... DRESSES! I forgot about that with all the singing stuff!

I need a dress for the wedding. So do you, Miss Cellphone to CaterersInScotland glued to hear person.

Be ready to set down the phone and get kidnapped for a two woman shopping spree. And I'm not telling you when. Just be ready for it.

Alison

To: Scott
From: Alison
Subject: Wedding...

Pull in Ororo when you see her and then page me? We should probably talk about some form of discreet security for the wedding.

Discreet. Very. Because Death by Annoyed Pregnant Scotswoman? So not my idea of a fun time...

Alison

Comments

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To: [Bossy]
From: [Busy]
Subject: Butbutbut

I have a dress, I think. Somewhere. The one I wore to Casey's wedding should still fit...

You're glaring at me, aren't you?

Can't I take the phone with me? It's portable! And the PDA is too!

-L

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To: Needs a dress!
From: Needs a dress too!
Subject: My butt is fine

No you don't. You need a dress.

And I'm not glaring... I'm smiling.

Sure you can! Take the phone. And the PDA! I might trip and accidentally laser holes through them, though. I'm thinking it's a fifty/fifty thing there.

A

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To: [Pest]
From: [Put upon]
Subject: So is mine.

I have a chef's coat. It's a really nice coat. It's embroidered.

Yes, in the way that means you're glaring on the inside.

No!!!

Fine. But you'll have to figure out how I'm going to do what's left of my hair after I've ripped the rest out!

L

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To: WahWahWah
From: Taking You Shopping
Subject: And they need dresses!

It's a chef's coat.

Nope. I'm not glaring. I miss doing simple stuff with you. Really want to do this.

And I can always add a stop at the hairdresser's if you want... betcha he puts your hands in mitts or something, though, to stop the hair ripping.

A

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To: [Persausive]
From: [Sucker]
Subject: Yes, yes, you're right. I'm wrong.

Yes! A nice chef's coat!

I have...absolutely no defense. You're sneaky.

I can't plan in mittens.

L

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

To: Lollipop
From: Saucy
Subject: It happens.

A chef's coat.

And honest. Don't forget honest.

That's ok. You don't need to plan when you're getting your hair done.

A

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To: Alfredo
From: Green Apple Dum Dum
Subject: Yeah, but it's still irritating.

Suitable for a chef!

Yes, that too. Sneaky and honest.

But I'll have all that free time...

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

To: Apple Dumpling
From: Crumpet?
Subject: Good thing I'm not right all the time!

And not a wedding reception!

It seems to work. I think I'll stick to it a while longer.

Yep. Being pampered. And talking to me so you're distracted and not trying to steal the manicurist's cellphone.