To: [Recipient, 1 Free Paper] From: [Cammie's Paper Emporium] Subj: Re: How blind ARE you?
Yeah, just this once. If it gets out I sometimes do this shit for free I'll be out of business. So make me a drink, just use hard chemicals in place of liquor. I'm sure you at least have enough fucking brains to make it LOOK like a cocktail.
And I don't know. Maybe it's all the time you've spent SLEEPING. Or staring at the blonde.
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From: [Cammie's Paper Emporium]
Subj: Re: How blind ARE you?
Yeah, just this once. If it gets out I sometimes do this shit for free I'll be out of business. So make me a drink, just use hard chemicals in place of liquor. I'm sure you at least have enough fucking brains to make it LOOK like a cocktail.
And I don't know. Maybe it's all the time you've spent SLEEPING. Or staring at the blonde.
-Cammie