http://x_deadpool.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2014-09-18 07:21 pm
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Everything going alright at your shop in District-X? Security-wise, I mean? Nobody weird loitering around or anything?
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[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you ask?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause that dude punched that kid who lives here at the mansion when he was at Cats' deli and with that other guy who works in fashion dying, I figured I'd check and see that your shop was okay. Y'know, waves of violence and that superstition about threes.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-18 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate your discretion, but 'fess up, Cowpoke. You heard I was scared, didn't you?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-18 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Now who would've told me that? And anyway, no - I'm just paranoid. It's part of my job description.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what exactly is your job description? If you were on a job, I mean?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on the kind of job. Security, protection detail, taking out a despot - paranoia is always a part of the description, though.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
What's your workload like lately?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just got back from Costa Rica and I'm bored. I seem to miss all the fun.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Megan Gwynn expressed some nervousness to me about working at eVolution while there's no information about this mutant-fashion-designer-killer out there. She suggested I look into hiring some security, protection detail for the shop. Might you consider something like that fun?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. You've got cameras and stuff, right?

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why, you wanna make porn or something?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's totally what I'm asking about surveillance at your store for, McFrosty.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, good. As long as we both admit it.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come by in the morning to check things out. I might be upgrading your systems.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, are you taking the job? Even thought we didn't really talk about the parameters of the job?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I shouldn't bother dignifying that question with an answer, but yes. I'm taking the job. The parameters are easy - keep people from messing up your shop and make sure nobody tries to kill you or your employees. Boom - done.
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