TXT to Adrienne

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How're you holding up, McFrosty?

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

She probably won't eat anything you or I would classify as 'actual food.' But assuming it has a good shelf life I can always eat hers later.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What, she wants a spinach smoothie or something? I can pick one of those up, there's places for them. You want diner fare?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Knowing Emma, probably, as long as it's made with free-range spinach from France and the ice comes from a Swiss glacier and the milk from a Danish cow.

Fuck yes. And coffee. So much coffee. Gotta get un-hungover before Kane comes by to meet me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do re: spinach smoothie with ridiculous parameters. And I'll bring all the coffee I can find.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Ask me how I am now.

[2/3] Hint- Not good.

[3/3] I went back to the mansion to try and organize myself as far as finding out I have a legit agency empire now, and figured the river of coffee would keep me up, but then I crashed hard and woke up in Rogue's bed and she has fucking amnesia. Doesn't remember a goddamned thing from the past ten fucking years.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Jesus, the shit just doesn't stop.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

No, it really doesn't. I think the only thing that could make things worse right now would be if one of these freakyass copycat people was Tandy. Or Jean.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Or Molly or Matt. I'm just going to avoid people and live in the gym for a while.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Yeah. That would be super fucked up.

If you ever want to spar, I apparently have a new ass I should probably test out by falling on it a bunch of times.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sure. You know where to find me.