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[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Hey Wademan! Have you been feeding Daisy extra trees? She's looking kinda fat. Also, I'm gonna go on my first REAL mission with SHIELD and Clint and Kyle and Topaz and Clint's friend!

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Mission? SHIELD mission? Are they paying you?
[2/5] Take the tracker I gave you that fits in your hats just in case.
[3/5] Call every 24 hours to check in.
[4/5] Try not to run into people who negate powers.
[5/5] Call me if you need backup.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Also no, not feeding Daisy more trees than usual.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Oooh. They pay?
[2/5] Kay! What if I don't wear a hat though? Some people disappeared so we're trying to find them. I might need to look classy.
[3/5] Roger!
[4/5] Been there, done that. :-/
[5/5] Okie dokie. :D Wish me luck!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hmmm. Maybe it's her winter coat! Can you watch her for me while I'm gone? We're leaving like in a couple of days.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/6] I dunno, did you negotiate for pay?
[2/6] Can you tell me where you're going?
[3/6] Just stick it in your pocket.
[4/6] Or talk to the ladybird. She's good at classy.
[5/6] Good luck, half-pint.
[6/6] When are you leaving?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no problem. I'll keep an eye on her.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Clint did the mission thing. I met one of the SHIELD dudes before when we stopped fish people but I haven't talked to anyone else except another SHIELD dude but he's missing.
[2/5] Dude you're gonna embarrass me, Wademan if you show up and shoot guys on my mission. I need to look professional and stuff.
[3/5] Oh yeah. I forgot about pockets.
[4/5] Thanks! :D
[5/5] Wednesday, I think? Maybe Thursday? Not sure. This week though.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Thanks!!!

She likes Birch trees best. And maples. Cause she's a Canadian moose. But she'll eat aspens if there isn't any of the other stuff.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Alright, we'll work on contract negotiation later.
[2/3] What? No! Just trying to figure out if hats would be appropriate.
[3/3] Hats can be classy. I think.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Duly noted, half-pint.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/3] kay!
[2/3] Uh huh.
[3/3] Hmmm, that's true. I do have my trilby! It might look weird with cold clothes, though.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

Hey Wademan?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, half-pint?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I'M GOING ON AN X-PEOPLE SHIELD MISSION!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah you are. You're gonna rock it.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Yeah! And roll it! :D You're the best!

Okay, I gotta go pack and stuff. Probably shouldn't wear my Asgard gear, huh? Even if it's SO much warmer than Midgard clothes.