TXT to Wade

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I'm home from Alaska. Nobody died. I'll be in my room.

Comments

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/2] You know...you said poutine. Like...kinky stuff?
[2/2] This is really awkward, Wademan.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

... poutine is fries with cheese curds and gravy, half-pint.

Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. I'm going to stay under this blanket forever now and never come out because I am dead. Bye.

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I mean, what kinda kinky stuff would poutine even be?

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Molly is not here right now because she is dead of embarrassment. Please take a message.

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Beep.