1) I don't know, I think a well-groomed beard would look good on you, besides, you never know when you need it, for yourself or you know, if you happen to spot someone in the need of a grooming. How impressed would they be if you just happened to have it ready? The florist coupons aren't for Bobbi, the Spa coupons are for her, the florist coupons are for your mum when you forget to call her for her birthday again.

2) This TV is amazing, I can put my texts up on it while I watch TV! You should come over, we can make a pillow fort and eat popcorn!