Mentioning going to the pool is one way to make me happy . . . mmm, bikini.
Hmm. Where was I? Oh yeah. There's the rest of your letter. Your friends sound like they're being dorks--are they getting hung up on the actual name of the school, or could you just say "a private school in New York" and tell stories that don't involve the mutant stuff? Which, okay, still leaves ten gallons of crazy in a five-gallon bucket, but you could at least talk about classes. It's not right, them thinking you're a snob. You're definitely not a snob.
Well, here's hoping you come home soon and don't have to worry about people thinking weird and wrong things about you. If your parents get twitchy about an actual plane ticket, you can tell them I'm absolutely okay with the idea of driving out there to pick you up. Nonstop. Using shifts of dupes. And going a carefully calculated amount over the speed limit so I'm still in the flow of traffic and don't get pulled over but I make better time (you don't have to tell them that part.)
Love you. Hope everything works out and you come home soon.
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Mentioning going to the pool is one way to make me happy . . . mmm, bikini.
Hmm. Where was I? Oh yeah. There's the rest of your letter. Your friends sound like they're being dorks--are they getting hung up on the actual name of the school, or could you just say "a private school in New York" and tell stories that don't involve the mutant stuff? Which, okay, still leaves ten gallons of crazy in a five-gallon bucket, but you could at least talk about classes. It's not right, them thinking you're a snob. You're definitely not a snob.
Well, here's hoping you come home soon and don't have to worry about people thinking weird and wrong things about you. If your parents get twitchy about an actual plane ticket, you can tell them I'm absolutely okay with the idea of driving out there to pick you up. Nonstop. Using shifts of dupes. And going a carefully calculated amount over the speed limit so I'm still in the flow of traffic and don't get pulled over but I make better time (you don't have to tell them that part.)
Love you. Hope everything works out and you come home soon.
Yours back,
Jamie