Group Text to Team: ALL TEAMS

[xp_hawkeye]

We can only sext in Cold War now

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[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, vodka's coming up next.

[xp_cypher]

Kinkshaming and pointing out how inept you are at texting and how your explanation doesn't actually answer anything are all separate things, bro.

[xp_hawkeye]

Like any little sister would.

[xp_daredevil]

do you want me to babysit your wormhole? because if I do, I'm going to make you regret it.

[xp_hawkeye]

So I meant to send it to Allison et al but I clicked ALL TEAMS EMERGENCY instead so I anticipate this is going to take a long time to die

[xp_darcy]

I mean the other easy way to troll you means I need to grab Matt and be in your line of sight. But I'll be nice and give you at *least* one vodka before I add that to your personal nightmare fuel.

[xp_hawkeye]

God bless my work wife.

[xp_hawkeye]

My wormhole is gonna be babysat by somebody else in about an hour at which point I'll be too sloppy drunk to care

[xp_cypher]

Bro. If you believe that, you underestimate the ability of multiple different people to make this last forever. ;-) I mean, DARCY.

[xp_daredevil]

I hate you.

[xp_tarot]

You requested Cold War sexting and France had the NATO HQ during part of the Cold War. It was... not secure.

[xp_hawkeye]

You act like I'm not used to people frotting in front of me I'd just ignore you

[xp_hawkeye]

No you don't

[xp_hawkeye]

I don't have much hope you in for vodak

[xp_hawkeye]

So you're saying NATO HQ was... easy.

[xp_darcy]

I am sorry comrade, but Tasha's my work wife now. ;)

[xp_darcy]

Matt has no shame and I'm creative enough that it wouldn't be simple frottage, Clint.

[xp_daredevil]

WATCH ME

[xp_hawkeye]

Если вы так думаете, я могу продать вам недвижимость на берегу океана в Москве.

[xp_hawkeye]

OK

[xp_cypher]

Always, bro.

[xp_tarot]

It was all sorts of people coming in and out at all hours. I might not say easy but it was certainly accessible.

[xp_hawkeye]

Still ignoring yooooooooooooooooooooooou vodak's tasty

[xp_darcy]

You remember what happened the last time you ignored me, right.

[xp_hawkeye]

Easily accessible NATO HQ. мне это очень нравится. You should come join me. I have French Skittles and these little thingies I don't know the name of.