Group Text to Team: ALL TEAMS

[xp_hawkeye]

We can only sext in Cold War now

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

This was not the group text I meant to send that message to

[xp_daredevil]

do I look like a stormtrooper to you?!

[xp_hawkeye]

That's not what I'm doing either

[xp_daredevil]

You should figure out what it is you are trying to do then. Because you are failing miserably.

[xp_hawkeye]

I'm attempting some kind of recovery but I just realized I sent this to EVERY TEAM and I give up

[xp_daredevil]

Maybe you should have a strategic retreat? I hear Tibet is nice this time of year.

[xp_hawkeye]

Drowning my sorrows in KFC and Pepsi with Alani

[xp_daredevil]

....that is not nearly enough for your levels of sorrow

[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, vodka's coming up next.

[xp_daredevil]

do you want me to babysit your wormhole? because if I do, I'm going to make you regret it.

[xp_hawkeye]

My wormhole is gonna be babysat by somebody else in about an hour at which point I'll be too sloppy drunk to care

[xp_daredevil]

I hate you.

[xp_hawkeye]

No you don't

[xp_daredevil]

WATCH ME

[xp_hawkeye]

OK