Group Text to Team: ALL TEAMS

[xp_hawkeye]

We can only sext in Cold War now

Comments

[xp_cypher]

Clinto. CLINTO. I'm not here to kinkshame, but WUT

[xp_hawkeye]

This was a mistake

[xp_cypher]

(1) Yes. Yes it was. How is someone so otherwise generally competent SO GODDAMN BAD AT TEXTING.
(2) Also that begs the question of what the hell you were TRYING to do

[xp_hawkeye]

I have a group text set up with a few people and the first person in the list is named Allison

[xp_cypher]

Bro. brobrobrobrobro. Brosef Stalin. Brotato chip. Broseidon, god of the brocean. That clears up so very little.

[xp_hawkeye]

You said you weren't here to kinkshame.

[xp_cypher]

Kinkshaming and pointing out how inept you are at texting and how your explanation doesn't actually answer anything are all separate things, bro.

[xp_hawkeye]

So I meant to send it to Allison et al but I clicked ALL TEAMS EMERGENCY instead so I anticipate this is going to take a long time to die

[xp_cypher]

Bro. If you believe that, you underestimate the ability of multiple different people to make this last forever. ;-) I mean, DARCY.

[xp_hawkeye]

I don't have much hope you in for vodak

[xp_cypher]

Always, bro.

[xp_hawkeye]

excellent