Special Deliver to Student Boys' Suite

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Smuggled into the boys' suite in the dead of night.





One black rooster, wearing a sign that reads:

MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

Text Message to Wade

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Can you like teach me that Thai fighting thing or Krav Maga or something? Like, right now?

Email to Artie

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To: [Artie]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Reminder

Just don't get caught conning tourists. You get one free bailout every six months.

Who'd you accidentally flirt with?