2014-03-31

Left for Adrienne

A note reading, Happy Birthday, McFrosty. The note is attached to a box that contains a tape recorder. In the tape recorder is a tape of Wade's own version of "Hooked on a Feeling," followed by a blurb explaining that he had to sing that for her in the boathouse because it was the only place where no one would hear him and the last time someone heard him sing heavy things got thrown at his head. The message ends with an awful, if heartfelt, rendition of "Happy Birthday" and then, finally, a short speech telling her she's lucky he didn't get her a phone and fill it with selfies of himself. Beneath the tape recorder is another box, this one holding the keys and the deed to the cherry red Mustang in the mansion's garage.

Left for Adrienne

A Wine-A-Rita variety frozen drink set, along with five different bottles of wine to pair with each mix. The note reads:

Instant party, just add music and tacos.

Happy Birthday,

Jean. :)