Email to Kyle

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To: [that guy]
From: [this girl]

Re: breakups

The solution to your problem is you get drunk with your friend, who's ex-fiancé is both evil and undead.

Email to Kyle

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From [Collins, Laurie]

To: [Gibney, Kyle]

Subject A possible distraction.

Given that you're a popular man, I have no doubt there have been a multitude of offers to take you drinking and for food and possibly even some offers of a more salacious nature.

This is not one of those. (Not that you are not an exceedingly attractive man, my friend. Just that I prefer to not think of you in such fashion )

But I digress. I wish to take part in an ultra marathon - I have not decided which yet (Perhaps you could help choose?) and if you would be so kind as to help me train, or indeed attend with me - I would be grateful. (Not so grateful that I would share my French toast however - we are not heathens)

-Laurie.