Text to Liam

[xp_shatterstar]

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Text to Arthur

[xp_alias]

[1] Hey.
[2] I'm referring some clients to you.
[3] Out of towners. Their kid hasn't turned up.
[4] Seems like it might be nothing, but apparently the kid is like kind of... lizard like?
[5] Forwarded image: Christmas-7.jpg
[6] Still, kind of looks like the kid might just be ghosting overbearing parents
[7] They were scared of Match's cat (not Sharon, which would be reasonable)
[8] But I'd rather not take this and it's what you guys do, so enjoy.