Text to Clint Barton

[xp_cannonball]

[1/3] Made it!
[2/3] grabbin lunch in town before headin to the farm
[3/3] I’ll let you know how meetin’ Jay’s girl goes after supper!

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/1] Enjoy dinner.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/5] THEY'RE OFICIALLY ENGAGED!!!!!!!!
[2/5] DINNER WENT SO WELL! I'M SO SURPRISED THAT NONE OF US BLEW IT!!!!!
[3/5] SHE DIDN'T HOLD THE FACT THAT I ONCE THREATENED TO BEAT HER UP FOR TAUNTING JAY AGAINST ME
[4/5] AAAAND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME I WAS FULL OF SHIT FOR OFFERING TO EXTEND AN OLIVE BRANCH TO HER FAMILY THAT WANTS ME DEAD
[5/5] VICTORIES ALL AROUND

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/8] Hey, that's awesome! Congrats on getting
[2/8] (another) sister. And I dunno, seems
[3/8] like if she's willing to marry your
[4/8] brother, she's probably not gonna hold
[5/8] things from your childhood/teen years
[6/8] against you. Sounds like your brother's
[7/8] got a good thing going. Tell him I said
[8/8] congratulations.