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[xp_legion]

[1] FIFTEEN PEOPLE WERE JUST KIDNAPPED????

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[xp_legion]

[1] . . .

[2] Thursday?

[3] One of them was your employee?

[xp_alias]

[1] Oh, come on - I already told the kid, just because he can’t say no to that terrorist cat doesn’t mean he got kidnapped.

[xp_legion]

[1] . . .

[2] Jessica, Rogue took some of the younger residents to some kind of exhibit at the Javits Center

[3] They were kidnapped and put through a series of video-game-themed death traps

[4] Including Match

[5] And no this is not a prank, Garrison posted an official update about it.

[xp_alias]

[1] What??
[2] Okay, are you sure they didn’t just have a bad time at whatever this VR thing is?
[3] Don’t see anything from the Canadian cop.

[xp_legion]

[1] I guess it's locked to teams.

[2] Google "NYC building collapse April 4". That's where they were.

[3] Wait are you telling me you have only one employee and you DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HE WAS KIDNAPPED?

[xp_alias]

[1] Jesus fucking Christ
[2] But he’s my EMPLOYEE, not my fucking child???
[3] You literally introduced yourself to me as the school guidance counselor so get your ass back here and come counsel my assistant for fuck’s sake
[4] And don’t fucking forget to address the lizards