Text to Jessica

[xp_legion]

[1] FIFTEEN PEOPLE WERE JUST KIDNAPPED????

Comments

[xp_alias]

[1] Jesus fucking Christ
[2] But he’s my EMPLOYEE, not my fucking child???
[3] You literally introduced yourself to me as the school guidance counselor so get your ass back here and come counsel my assistant for fuck’s sake
[4] And don’t fucking forget to address the lizards