Does that mean no evil cackling laughter when I do something clever? Although it's not so much of a cackle, more of a 'mwahahaha'. *g* I like to do my Mad Scientist routine when I'm pleased with myself.

The massage can wait until after we're done, certainly. Then I shall do my very best to impress you with my skill. *g* And make sure you get to your room afterwards, too, since I'm sure that your bed is even more comfy than the couch. If you lose consciousness due to my amazing talent, I can always carry you upstairs. ;)

Anything Scott has told you is a vile, filthy accuracy. *g* I was dreadful.