Why volunteer you when he has Paige around? Or, hell, Jono - you should have seen them in London. I'm just kind of confused - the three of them seemed to be getting along just fine across the pond, but the second we get back here, it's like nothing has changed. They require an intervention. I'm serious. I saw one on The L Word some show on Showtime last week. We could pull that off.

You could come down to the gym and beat the crap out of me, if you want? I should find out how much force I can take without having to worry, and I trust you about as much as humanly possible. Besides, it could be fun.

Oh, I know. You and Logan are.. cute. Too cute for there to be any problems in that department.