To: [Stavros, Jennie] From: [Rasputin, Illyana] Subject: Do you ever think the gods are punishing us with the people they send to the mansion?
She definitely gets a free pass for turning those girls into dogs. Honestly, I don't know how you managed to keep your temper and not use your powers on them. So now I suppose our mission is simply to befriend her and harness her powers for our own devices.
Probably she is jealous of you because you are pretty, and she has a weird face. Also, you have excellent friends and she has Angelo. Dr. Phil would probably say that she is deluding herself and she needs to get real and get on with her life because fooling yourself just hurts everyone around you. For example she could get plastic surgery to take care of her face. And stop judging you for... what? Not sucking up to Miss Bus Driver of the Year? Really. And while we're on that subject, at least you don't drive a bus.
Laurie shouldn't be bossy. That's my job and I am much better suited for it because nobody thinks I'm thirteen. Also, do you think Yvette would really rip Laurie a new one? Wouldn't she get in trouble with Mr. Marko for the blood? I don't suppose there's a way to communicate to her that there are less messy ways of disposing of unwanted acquaintances.
Oh and by the way, you bet right in January and I owe you dinner because it didn't happen for once.
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From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: Do you ever think the gods are punishing us with the people they send to the mansion?
She definitely gets a free pass for turning those girls into dogs. Honestly, I don't know how you managed to keep your temper and not use your powers on them. So now I suppose our mission is simply to befriend her and harness her powers for our own devices.
Probably she is jealous of you because you are pretty, and she has a weird face. Also, you have excellent friends and she has Angelo. Dr. Phil would probably say that she is deluding herself and she needs to get real and get on with her life because fooling yourself just hurts everyone around you. For example she could get plastic surgery to take care of her face. And stop judging you for... what? Not sucking up to Miss Bus Driver of the Year? Really. And while we're on that subject, at least you don't drive a bus.
Laurie shouldn't be bossy. That's my job and I am much better suited for it because nobody thinks I'm thirteen. Also, do you think Yvette would really rip Laurie a new one? Wouldn't she get in trouble with Mr. Marko for the blood? I don't suppose there's a way to communicate to her that there are less messy ways of disposing of unwanted acquaintances.
Oh and by the way, you bet right in January and I owe you dinner because it didn't happen for once.