Email to Jake

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[To: Punchable]
[From: Likes to Hit You]
[Subject: Beer is good, and Stuff]

Hey. I'm bored. Let's go pretend I can get drunk. Too much math in one day will kill me, so this is totally a matter of life or death.

Yeah.

-Cammie

Comments

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To: [Wussy Boy]
From: [Way More Awesome Than You]
Subject: Re: Beer is good, and Stuff

Because it is. And fine, I'll buy. You're a really cheap guy, you know that? Most guys would be all over themselves to buy me drinks. Maybe.

Shut up.

Hurry up with your work, damnit, I'm going insane.

-Cammie

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To: [Awesome is Awesome]
From: [Superawesome is More Awesome]
Subj: Re: Beer is good, and Stuff

It doesn't count as buying you a drink when they try to kill you with it. At least you'll never have to worry about that from me.

I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. Where are you taking me? It'd better not be some seedy biker bar.

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To: [Who Told You You Were Awesome?]
From: [I Rock Everyone's Socks]
Sub: Re: Beer is Good, and Stuff

Yeah, yeah. I know a few nicer places. I promise there won't be any buff and burly bikers hitting on you.

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To: [You Smell Like Everyone's Socks]
From: [Awesome Isn't Told, It's Known]
Subj: Re: Beer is good, and Stuff

Awww. I thought we were gonna have a good time.



Jake