Email to Cammie

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To: [Wrong Side of the Law]
From: [Keyless Joe Jackson]
Subj: That pesky record

Cammie,

I spoke to Bishop today; he dug up warrants in Houston and Chicago with your name on them. According to him, all you need to do is show up, go in front of a judge and do some community service and they'll be cleared and sealed. Sounds pretty straightforward, and he thinks the community service can be done through Snow Valley or Xavier's.

Also, I'll be by the mansion tomorrow afternoon. Can I pick up my keys then?



Jake

Comments

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To: [You so totally were.]
From: [I am what Willis was Talkin' 'Bout.]
Subj: Re: That pesky record.

No. But I can eat that many. Bring me peppers! And you know, stuff. I haven't drank that stuff you put in gas tanks in winter for awhile. Bring me some of that.

And yeah, whatever. You shall know.

KNOW LIKE THE BURNING.

Cammie

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To: [You have no idea who Willis was, do you?]
From: [If I'd wanted to, it would've happened]
Subj: Re: That pesky record

Okay. First of all, I don't go into Wanda's through the door ever. I go through the window. Second, if I'd wanted a drunken anything with Wanda, I could have gone...wait for it...through the window. Third...No.

Peppers, gas additive, stuff. Should I just clean out a gas station?

...I don't think burning is the answer to your legal issues. But I could be mistaken.



Jake