Birthday Present With Note Left For Kevin

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Happy birthday, Kevin!

I’m so sorry I mixed up the days for giving this to you. It’s a giant waffle with a pad of butter, but if you turn it inside out it’s a giant pancake with a pad of butter. Whichever you’re in the mood for. The pad of butter is detachable if it gets in the way, it’s only barely raised--and I checked, you shouldn’t accidentally disintegrate it, because of what it’s made of on the outside. If the eyes won’t let you sleep, they’re detachable. They’re not the googly, wobbley kind of eyes. I didn’t think you’d want those on a pillow.

--Meggan