Email to Kyle

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Dinner... and stuff...

Hey, I know it's been a couple of days since the whole danger room thing. Or almost a week and stuff and I was kind of wondering like was the dinner just hanging out and stuff? I don't know. This question doesn't even really make sense does it.

Comments

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

half-life is fun. :D and what did those taste like? i don't think i've ever had anything like that like ever. and i am totally chill. really.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

What, crawdads? Like kinda like lobster or shrimp only not really. The heads are just kinda like the same thing only heads.

Dude, you ran outside screaming. I saw Meg's post, I am totally rocking a smartphone here.

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

...i'm not screaming any more. i'm totally just hanging out barefoot in the trees and monkey joe is trying to eat my phone. and i am completely and totally cool like whoa.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Monkey Joe knows he's not going on the date too, right? I am not going on a date with an actual squirrel. He can hang out with Shamu.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

i'll tell him a bit closer to the actual day so he doesn't forget and stuff. he can get kind of jealous but i'll have nico take care of him or something. he likes nico and julian.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

We can apologize with popcorn.

See, this is why I have a cat. Cats don't get jealous they just sleep on your head in the middle of the night.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

He does like popcorn so that will totally work. and Monkey Joe does that too, sleeping on heads, I mean. Even though he has a bed.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Sweet. Dude, we should get kettle corn. Kettle corn is awesome even if it gets stuck in my damn claws.

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...


I know! That's so annoying, you know? Even though kettlecorn is like completely and totally awesome.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Seriously how can anything that sweet and salty and crunchy all at the same time be bad? It's like bacon in maple syrup good.

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

I'll take your word on the bacon stuff since i really can't eat much meat but it is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

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To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

You've had a burger, you can totally get bacon. Right? Or was the donut and burger you got a veggie burger?

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To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Oh, it was a real burger. i paid for it though. >__>

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Oh, so like me and chocolate? Right, maybe we can do the bacon and maple syrup thing with fakon. Fakon's not bad, it's not quite the same but close enough if you burn it a little.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

We should totally do that then! i could maybe have like one piece of real bacon but i really would rather not get sick from it. t____t

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

I have like, pork problems sometimes. But it's all like mental, not like physical. if you really really wanna know go look up the "That one time in Murderworld" reports on the team database.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

How bad is this report? Because I'm totally eating at the moment. (There's wild grapes out here!) It's not as bad as that one Jungle book, is it?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Don't read it if you're gonna eat or have eaten or like might want to think about food. I couldn't eat pork for like a YEAR.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

...For a year? Now I kind of want to read it but I really shouldn't because I like food.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

You're gonna have to eventually cause it's team stuff but like do it when you're not gonna eat for a while.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

But... I'm like always eating! T___T

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Welcome to the X-Men, Rocky, sometimes we barf.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

...I'll read it later th en, like after raiding or something when all the snacks are gone and I totally will not barf ever.