http://x_squirrel.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-squirrel.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2011-07-22 04:31 pm

Email to Kyle

To: [Kyle]
From: [Dori]
Subj: Dinner... and stuff...

Hey, I know it's been a couple of days since the whole danger room thing. Or almost a week and stuff and I was kind of wondering like was the dinner just hanging out and stuff? I don't know. This question doesn't even really make sense does it.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Seriously? I mean you're like queen of the nerd people but dude, Ramsey's king of the nerd people and he gets dates. Or ... well he gets laid I guess. I think he's dating Jubes.

Also being nerd people royalty's not like a bad thing but I'm not playing your world of buttcraft game with you.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Didn't mean it like that, if Doug asked you out I was gonna punt him into the East River. He's old. (and stuff)

Wait, is that like a thing in your video game? WTF?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

You have some weird hobbies, you know that?

Okay, so dinner and a movie? Because there's a Transformers movie? I mean, that's cool and sort of also like up your nerdy alley right?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

How many of those things are there? Geez. I'll stick with Madden, football makes sense.

Sweet. Okay, I am not like entirely sure when we'll get back on the 2nd but we're planning for the 2nd so lets go with the 3rd.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Dori, seriously, you don't have to go overboard. It's a date. I know big deal for you but dude, be chill. I'm not gonna explode into a big pile of crawdad heads if something isn't perfect.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

You're freaking out because it's like your first date and you don't want it to explode in your face into a giant pile of zombie crab head things from Half-life. I know that one, I have that for my playstation. And nah, I just think crawdad heads are funny and I ate a bunch yesterday.

I'm just saying that being chill is better than freaking out.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

What, crawdads? Like kinda like lobster or shrimp only not really. The heads are just kinda like the same thing only heads.

Dude, you ran outside screaming. I saw Meg's post, I am totally rocking a smartphone here.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Monkey Joe knows he's not going on the date too, right? I am not going on a date with an actual squirrel. He can hang out with Shamu.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

We can apologize with popcorn.

See, this is why I have a cat. Cats don't get jealous they just sleep on your head in the middle of the night.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Sweet. Dude, we should get kettle corn. Kettle corn is awesome even if it gets stuck in my damn claws.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Seriously how can anything that sweet and salty and crunchy all at the same time be bad? It's like bacon in maple syrup good.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

You've had a burger, you can totally get bacon. Right? Or was the donut and burger you got a veggie burger?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-07-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
To: [Dori]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: re: dinner... and stuff...

Oh, so like me and chocolate? Right, maybe we can do the bacon and maple syrup thing with fakon. Fakon's not bad, it's not quite the same but close enough if you burn it a little.

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