E-Mail to Kyle

[x-wolfcub.livejournal.com]

To: [Mr. Gibney]
From: [Nicholas Gleason]
Subject: Tweens

So I'm sitting in my room and kind of freaking out because I just thought of something. With this new Twilight movie coming out, we don't have to worry about 12 year old girls trying to pet us do we?

-John

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: [Nickjohn]
From: [Kyle]

Dude, if I say no, will you promise to stop calling me Mr. Gibney? Mr. Gibney's my dad!

God I hope not. I'm supposed to go teach a bunch of 14 year old monkeys next semester. I don't want any OMG YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT DUDE FROM THAT MOVIE THAT SUCKS THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH.

[x-wolfcub.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'm more afraid of that, or that the expectation of semi-werewolves is that whenever someone is injured, we're supposed to take off our shirts and use them as a bandage.

Not that I would know... or have been watching these movies on FX all day...

-John

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I totally do that, all the time. Really. Honest.

Dude, what is with your crappy TV obsession? Rock of Love, Twlight, what's next, those shows with whatsherface who just got married and then divorced?