[1/2] Good thing I'm not there or I'd punch her the fuck out, and I really don't need another arrest on my record. But yeah, pig place seems like a good alternative form of assault. And maybe we can bribe the servers to put laxatives in her drinks or something. And get someone to set her car on fire while we're inside the place.

[2/2] Dagger pins could be really useful! Especially in the fashion industry. Good girl. Well, we'll see if I can think of something more cruel when I'm not distracted by tennis. Because she needs maximum cruelty for that tattoo crack.