http://x-dagger.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-dagger.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2014-09-05 11:50 am

Text To Adrienne

[1/3] FREAKING OUT!

[2/3] A model is sick because of a stupid flu that is going around backstage. I HATE filling in at the last moment.

[3/3] She-devil called me fat because I can't fit into the thin models clothing. Can I just stab her with a dagger? No one will ever have to know.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-05 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/2] Oh, come on. Admit it. You wore matching underwear today because you had an inkling this would happen.

[2/2] Can you create a dagger that is the size of a pin? Cuz if you can, then yes. Yes you can. Can and should. If you can't, then embrace the storied history and tradition of the model and just stab her with a regular pin as she's resizing the clothes.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-05 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/2] You'll do amazing. You always do. What kind of revenge are we thinking about for the cockiness?

[2/2] Something to play around with in the Danger Room, then? Pinning is always good. Or you could dump some drugs in her water, but of course you don't know what drugs are or look like or where to get them so you can't do that... Ground glass in her toe shoes? Oh wait, wrong activity.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2014-09-05 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/2] Good thing I'm not there or I'd punch her the fuck out, and I really don't need another arrest on my record. But yeah, pig place seems like a good alternative form of assault. And maybe we can bribe the servers to put laxatives in her drinks or something. And get someone to set her car on fire while we're inside the place.

[2/2] Dagger pins could be really useful! Especially in the fashion industry. Good girl. Well, we'll see if I can think of something more cruel when I'm not distracted by tennis. Because she needs maximum cruelty for that tattoo crack.