Text To Adrienne
Sep. 5th, 2014 11:50 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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[1/3] FREAKING OUT!
[2/3] A model is sick because of a stupid flu that is going around backstage. I HATE filling in at the last moment.
[3/3] She-devil called me fat because I can't fit into the thin models clothing. Can I just stab her with a dagger? No one will ever have to know.
[2/3] A model is sick because of a stupid flu that is going around backstage. I HATE filling in at the last moment.
[3/3] She-devil called me fat because I can't fit into the thin models clothing. Can I just stab her with a dagger? No one will ever have to know.
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Date: 2014-09-05 07:12 pm (UTC)[2/2] Can you create a dagger that is the size of a pin? Cuz if you can, then yes. Yes you can. Can and should. If you can't, then embrace the storied history and tradition of the model and just stab her with a regular pin as she's resizing the clothes.
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:04 pm (UTC)(2/2) I never tried to resize them. But I will pin her.
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:13 pm (UTC)[2/2] Something to play around with in the Danger Room, then? Pinning is always good. Or you could dump some drugs in her water, but of course you don't know what drugs are or look like or where to get them so you can't do that... Ground glass in her toe shoes? Oh wait, wrong activity.
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:15 pm (UTC)(2/2) Maybe. It might be a good idea to see if I can resize them. I don't think when I use them, they just form. What are drugs? ... you are cruel. I like it.
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:48 pm (UTC)[2/2] Dagger pins could be really useful! Especially in the fashion industry. Good girl. Well, we'll see if I can think of something more cruel when I'm not distracted by tennis. Because she needs maximum cruelty for that tattoo crack.