xp_communication | Entries tagged with c: ben hammil

xp_match

( On her desk, next to the stack of papers )

xp_rictor

(1/2) Mario Party Jamboree is out and I get paid today! Who is ready to get pounded tonight?

(2/2)

xp_catseye

Husband,

I'm sorry for neglecting your birthday. It was shameful behavior for a spouse. But, I saw this and thought of you.

Please feel free to hang it in your office ~~where Jessica Jones must see it every day~~

( A package containing a framed painting )

xp_chambers

[1] Happy birthday!

xp_shatterstar

Happy Birthday.
youtu.be/yHJz6p0TRiA

xp_chambers

[1] I know you're gay but you're also American and I'm not sure if this is location specific

[2] what does it mean if a girl tells you that she told her mother that you're dating when you're not just to piss off her family?

[3] I thought she was a lesbian, now I'm worried her mum is homophobic

[4] can I even be a beard if I'm into women? is that ethical?

xp_match

[1] Could I maybe close the office early?

[2] Everything else is just closed today for some reason

xp_alias

[1] Sorry that thing bit you
[2] Match won't kick it out of the office

xp_chambers

[1] Good news: I got a job!
[2] Bad news: it is where Paige hangs out...

-a minute later-
[1] that could actually be good news or bad news, it depends on how this goes
[2] did you hear about the party on Saturday?

xp_alias

[1] New office rule: When you are ACTUALLY fucking kidnapped and it’s not just Sharon tormenting the general population, you are expected to say so???
[2] I shouldn’t have to hear it from the world’s most absent guidance counselor
[3] Do you need like medical attention or a therapist or something?

xp_alias

[1] Where were you today?
[2] Just because we don't work 9-5 doesn't mean you can just skip a workday altogether.

xp_catseye

[1] Husband, thank you for your help with the eggs yesterday.

[2] Milton's Easter gift has finally arrived.

[3] I was going to commission something Easter themed, but this is better.

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