The X-Project

To: [Filthy Jezebel]
From: [Morally Upstanding]
Subject: Horribly amused.

You didn't tell him you're married until just now?

1: Wow, he's fast.
2: HAHAHAHAHA!

On the positive side, I don't take Admiral Lexington for the type of guy who'd do something stupid like mess with your bike in his temper tantrum. So there's that.

JHF

To: [Dukes, Fred]
From: [Forge, Mr.]
Subject: Discretion

While I am going to refrain from giving you the lecture on age restrictions for buying cigarettes and alcohol in this state, I will provide a bit of advice - that being to keep the announcements of such purchases and consumption out of sight and somewhat discreet. Like I mentioned before, if I don't see it, I am not going to drop a dime on you - but there are a number of other more straight-laced inhabitants of the mansion, some with local police powers, that take a much harder approach to such things.

I'm not trying to play Morality Cop here or to imply that you can't handle a drink or two. But other folks certainly will, so keep things on the down-low if you want to avoid some trouble is all I'm saying.

Catch you at the BBQ.

JHF

To: [Espinosa, A.]
From: [Forge, JH]
Subject: So...

When did the practice of "blatant lying to the kids" become status quo? I highly doubt you think Nathan's off rock climbing.

JHF

if not 2 busy, pls come hlp me am stuck in basketbll hoop. kyle cheats.