The X-Project

To: [Chavez, America]
From: [Barton, Clint]
Subject: Alternate Dimensions?

Hey Miss Chavez,

First, please tell me how you'd like to be addressed so I quit sounding like an awkward turtle in my own head. :) Second, hi. I'm Clint. I'm working with one of the newer teams based out of the mansion, eXcalibur. Right now we're focusing on the wormhole that spit out April Parker a few months back. When Topaz came over to check out a surprise!magic book I was given by a friend, she mentioned you had a 'smashing reality' kind of thing going on? If you're interested in helping us stabilize various AUs that apparently got all kinds of squished back when some dude name Xorn saved the multiverse -- or just maybe finding your home reality -- feel free to come by the Chapel.

It's past the lake a bit and, while it's technically sacred ground because one of our old members had a family member of hers whose a priest bless it, we're not actually like, religious. We do a lot with science and have various specialties ranging from Molly who was taught how to fight by Lady Sif (of Asgardian fame) to my brother Matt, who's got us covered from a legal standpoint (and has minions to help him do things, it's pretty impressive). We're always happy to have more people with varying life experiences join the team, including the King of Atlantis (yes, that Atlantis).

So hit us up if you're interested.