xp_communication | Entries tagged with c: warren worthington

[1/2] hey, it’s been a while.
[2/2] jus’ wanted to let you know I’m lookin to enter a committed relationship with someone else. so um, yeah.

xp_jubilee

Left on Warren’s office desk in a tastefully wrapped box

Note Attached: My newest creation, I felt he would look excellent on your quite empty desk.

xp_angel

(1) Listen. I need you to know that I'm actually very upset with you.

(2) You all chose to drive 14 hours when I have a private jet and credit cards XFI can use when needed so that I can then later on expense it all and get tax credits.

(3) Do I mean so little to you?

xp_longshot

[1] Hey, headed to KY for the week with the team
[2] H - abduction case, nothing on fire, p sure no other dimensions or cursed objects. Felix is in my suite, left you my keys. Check on him, plz?
[3] W - you're so great to keep the office running, the best

xp_icarus

To: Boss
From: Guthrie, Jay

Hello Warren,
Just reminding you that I've taken tomorrow off for the holiday. I ain't gonna be answering my phone or e-mails. You're welcome to come to my church's picnic though, even though I know that ain't your scene at all. I will be back in the office on Friday.
Thanks,
Jay

xp_legion

Shortly after a questionable decision:

[1] Scott, where'd you end up?

Sent ten minutes later

[2] Hey, has anyone seen Scott?

xp_icarus

To: Boss
From: Guthrie, Jay
Subject: DX Clinic

Warren-

Why in the hell did I receive an e-mail from some Marius Laverne saying that you handed over the clinic project to his company. Now, I'm hoping that this guy is just trying to fleece us and that you didn't make this decision without telling me and just trashing all this work I've been doing. So, I'll keep on in this email with that in mind.

There's this Marius Laverne guy representing a Laverne-St. Croix Foundation that wants us to hand over the clinic project. How're you wanting me to proceed? Tell him firmly but politely no? Shedule a meeting with him to talk about a joint project? Let me know.

-Jay

xp_magik

[1] im taking the quints on a spa day ur paying
[2] u can come if u want but u cant try to do the sex with them
[3] theyd probably eat u alive im not giving ur dad the satisfaction

xp_emplate

To: [Worthington, Warren III]
From: [Laverne, Marius]
Subject: Your recent community health care endeavors

Mr. Worthington;

Whilst in attendance at a certain high society function on Saturday I heard a rumour Warren Cares intends to create a clinic in District X. This is a laudable goal, to be sure: I should know, as it is one I myself have been engaged in since February.

Although I am aware you have partial ownership of a business that operates from the neighbourhood I do feel a certain sense of obligation to the area after destroying a portion of it. Small though the gesture may be, I would take it as a personal favour if you were to allow the Laverne-St. Croix Foundation an opportunity to ameliorate this wrong.

Respectfully,

Marius Laverne

xp_angel

(1) Guess what's lonely and in my pants?

(2) Actually you don't need to guess. I'll tell you. it's my dick.

xp_aero

[1/3] you have a survey? and you had illyana email it to me?
[2/3] because i do not check my email and had to read it on jay’s phone.
[3/3] when he came and yelled at me. because he was cc’d on the email.

xp_angel

To: Favourite Minion
From: Bossman

Illyana, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men. And by men, I mean don't. And if you haven't seen Futurama yet, then please take the week off and catch up.

Send Melody Guthrie (I don't have her contact information so have fun with that... oh wait, no I have her number. Never mind. Here it is. xxx-xxxx) the sexual congress survey.

Also, book her a spa day at the Ritz-Carlton, go all out. I think they have those diamond masks treatments and the dermaflash. Never too young to reverse sun damage. And then a manicure and pedicure -- make sure it's extra. Like .... EXTRA. Like so extra, it makes you puke and wish you had another job.

And then book yourself a vacation somewhere. For fuck's sake woman, take a break!!!!!!!!!

And watch Futurama.

Affectionately yours,

WW3

xp_angel

(1) Hey babe, running late here. I should probably shower before we meet my parents. Otherwise my mom will say something about how my skin doesn't look fresh which is bullshit.

(2) I'm so fresh.

(3) Oh, and I banged a Guthrie earlier.

(4) Love youuuuuu xoxoxo

xp_mimetic

To: [Worthington, Warren]
Cc: [Voght, Amelia]

[1] Hi this is Hope (Summers)(not a ghost)
[2] We talked about this earlier this month but I would still like to borrow your powers so I can donate blood to Arthur so he can heal faster and feel better sooner please, thank you
[3] I just need to be nearby to borrow them, I don't need to touch you or anything - I don't know why everyone thinks that or that I need to bite anyone, that was just one time and it was in self defense

xp_angel

(1) Felicia. My love. The light of my life. My reason for being.

(2) You are a bitch and I hate you right now.

(3) Fair play.

xp_icarus

To: [Worthington, Warren], [Rasputin, Illyana]
From: [Guthrie, Joshua]
Subject: Guthrie Contract

I've decided to work for you all after all. Attached the contact and all that. Let me know when I should start.
Yours,
Jay Guthrie

[📎 GuthrieContact.pdf]

xp_angel

(1) Sooooooo Death is just.... standing. In the middle of Tompkin Square Park and his vibes are off.

(2) And I'm not talking about his awful shoe choice. Some weird aura is growing around him, looks like energy?

(3) Can this be a you problem?kthxluvu

xp_longshot

[1/4] Hey what is the movie with the dinosaurs we liked?
[2/4] I need a real movie right now, not some film
[3/4] Is the mansion comms journal stuff down for you too?
[4/4] Whatev. If it is important, someone will text me

xp_angel

(1) You ever have sex so fucking good that you swear, the universe is collapsing into itself because you're so goddamn amazing, only to find out the Mansion literally split in half while you were orgasming?

(2) Anyways enough about me. What the fuck happened and are you ok?

xp_magik

[1] Have gotten needs from your reports
[2] Do we have corporate housing available
[3] Mostly just power issues but a few are flooded

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