Date: 2024-01-11 03:48 am (UTC)
xp_rictor: (suéter esponjoso)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
Match is insatiable and needs more children?

Date: 2024-01-11 03:59 am (UTC)
xp_rictor: (al futuro)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
That is a very polite cat!

Date: 2024-01-11 03:48 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
[1/2] My husband went to New Jersey for a job and was paid in lizards.

[2/2] Because Jessica Jones is a terrible boss.

Date: 2024-01-11 03:50 am (UTC)
xp_rictor: (en gris)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
I have so much to learn about this country

Date: 2024-01-11 03:53 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (incredulous)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
I may be a homeschool weirdo who eats out of dumpsters, but even I know it's not normal to be paid in lizards.

Date: 2024-01-11 03:58 am (UTC)
xp_rictor: (sonrisa)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
Not normal but can lizards be exchanged for goods and services?

Date: 2024-01-11 04:05 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (indignant)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
I've never heard of it. How would you deduct for taxes?

Date: 2024-01-11 06:23 pm (UTC)
xp_rictor: (en la piscina)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
Set aside a portion of the lizards and mail them to the tax people? Just remember to poke holes in the box.

Date: 2024-01-11 07:47 pm (UTC)
xp_catseye: (small cat)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
Actually if we're working in percentages it's possible there is a more logical solution here.

Assuming these particular lizards are autotomic (and the payment includes geckos, several species of which are), all you need to do is startle them into dropping their tails to create an easily quantifiable portion per lizard. You could then submit the tails as the taxed percentage of income while keeping the actual lizards.

I wonder if that would mean the regrown tails would count as accruing interest.

Date: 2024-01-11 07:49 pm (UTC)
xp_rictor: (sarcástico)
From: [personal profile] xp_rictor
Purposefully scaring lizards into self-mutilation sounds like animal cruelty

Date: 2024-01-11 08:00 pm (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
Autonomy is a fascinating adaptation developed to distract predators with minimal trauma to the lizard's body. When the reflex is engaged bloodflow is restricted to minimize bleeding. Regrowing a limb does put some stress on them, but it's not painful.

Also, it's less cruel than using them as currency in January. Who does that??? If Match wasn't a human space-heater they never would have made it out of New Jersey.

Date: 2024-01-11 03:54 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
You can if you run a business like Jessica Jones.

Date: 2024-01-11 01:02 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (huh?)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/3] Milton is a leopard gecko

[2/3] and my son

[3/3] I got him 4 a job

Date: 2024-01-11 02:28 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (don't like where this is going)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/2] didn’t hav $

[2/2] had a lizard farm tho & gave me lizards

Date: 2024-01-11 03:12 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (are you sure about that?)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/1] I gotta sell thm tho or Jessica said im fired

Date: 2024-01-11 04:40 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (don't like where this is going)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/1] No. Miltons mine

Date: 2024-01-11 03:11 pm (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
Milton is a great lizard.

but why'd you name him Milton??

Date: 2024-01-11 03:37 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (huh?)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/2] Look @ him

[2/2] Hes a Milton

Date: 2024-01-11 03:42 pm (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
He's more a Bernard

Date: 2024-01-11 04:41 pm (UTC)
xp_match: (oh no I'm a witness)
From: [personal profile] xp_match
[1/2] Bernards a good midlde name

[2/2] But his first names Milton

Date: 2024-01-11 05:27 pm (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
fair

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