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To: Wadefreakin'Wilson
From: RachelGoddessKinross
Subject: Do you know this dude?
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Hi, Wading pool.

I know you're busy right now, but just by any chance, do you know this person?

Cheers,
Sunshine

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To: [Chickadee]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Do you know this dude?

RayRay -

Keller, Julian. Telekinetic. Green glow. Kind of a douche but he did help move a boulder off Molly one time and didn't even complain too much about it. Rich. Entitled. Might possibly be involved with shady things but I don't actually have a file on him, so I don't know that for sure. I can check with Doug, if you want?

- Your Wadeliness

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To: Wakawakayeahyeah
From: Sunshinesugarspice
Subject: Re: Do you know this dude?

Wadester,

Kind of a douche sounds about right. I'm not alleging that he has some nefarious backgrounds in whatever, but he's kind of a rude (self-entitled, self-absorbed) fuck isn't he? Sent me a TK pulse when I was passing by and then said I was the rude fuck for floating past him. For crying out loud, the little twerp was meditating by the LAKE!

And then he said apologising shows weakness or some shit. And said that I owed him an apology too. And my name.

So I pushed him in, easylike and all.

Very cathartic.

- Ray Gun of Death

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To: [Jiggity]
From: [Jag]
Subject: Re: Do you know this dude?

Shakira -

Meditating by the lake? Yeah, he was kind of asking to get dunked. Maybe his social awareness hasn't developed yet? Sometimes rich folk are kind of stunted in that department. I think it's congenital.

Glad you got some catharsis!

- WadeForMore