TXT to Wade

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I'm home from Alaska. Nobody died. I'll be in my room.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Doug says Barton says some creeper named Norbert
[2/5] dropped Romanoff like a bad habit with some Russian
[3/5] stuff and also that there were robots.
[4/5] Need tacos? Tacos make everything better. Or pizza.
[5/5] Or the new Wonder Woman comic? Grayson Starfire?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Fixer. Yeah. He made nanites. Tiny robots. That's why people disappeared. Cause they were being controlled.
[2/4] We saved people, the whole town and all. But things went bad. I did some stuff.
[3/4] Taco pizza please? And root beer floats?
[4/4] Can we watch Lord of the Rings? Nothing with robots.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/6] Yeah, I'm out with the ladybird, but once we get back
[2/6] I gotta check on Doug and then I'm all yours for movies
[3/6] but not the Hobbit ones, I didn't like those.
[4/6] I'll bring you the biggest, most delicious taco
[5/6] to ever pizza, half-pint. And also Batgirl.
[6/6] Also, duh. Yes root beer floats.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with Doug? Is he okay? Did he get hurt?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/6] He's kinda got the PTSD thing with robots and Russian
[2/6] chicks. So the combo Barton related for itty bitty
[3/6] robots and Kyle spouting off really bad Russian trigger
[4/6] things made Doug not happy. Which means Doug's drinking
[5/6] a lot of vodka with Barton. He'll be okay, though.
[6/6] The ladybird'll make sure. Don't worry.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I'm sorry. :( Dude, go be with him. I'm cool here.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Nah. He's got Laurie and the ladybird. Once I pour him
[2/3] into bed, he'll be set. And it's not every night I get
[3/3] to mainline LotRs with my favorite half-pint.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Well...okay. But only if you're sure. I don't think I'll be sleeping for awhile.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/3] I'm totally sure. It's a good thing I've got endless
[2/3] supplies of so much delicious snack and comfort food.
[3/3] We can do midnight steaks or 3a burgers or 5a poutine.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Um...I know I'm older now but I...don't...really see you that way, Wademan. Like ever.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

[1/2] You know...you said poutine. Like...kinky stuff?
[2/2] This is really awkward, Wademan.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

... poutine is fries with cheese curds and gravy, half-pint.

Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. I'm going to stay under this blanket forever now and never come out because I am dead. Bye.

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I mean, what kinda kinky stuff would poutine even be?

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Molly is not here right now because she is dead of embarrassment. Please take a message.

Re: Ten Minutes Later

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Beep.