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[xp_eriment]

I've been told to tell you to give Maya Lopez a job

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[xp_angel]

Ugh. I loathe being charitable. But fine. I'll find something for her. If she harasses me again.

[xp_eriment]

Rest assured. You're exchanging money for labor. That's not charity.

[xp_angel]

I have to start the process with my own brain. Do you have any idea how hard that is for the ultra wealthy?

[xp_eriment]

Sometimes I worry about you amigo

[xp_angel]

I'll give you money if you stop

[xp_eriment]

(1/3) You give me money all the time anyway even when I don't ask for it
(2/3) especially when I don't
(3/3) speaking of, orientation for college is in June and I still need to choose a major

[xp_angel]

(1/2) that reminds me to put more money your account. Found a couple of grand in my couch the other day
(2/2) Uncle Worthington says business. It'd be hilarious to introduce you to all my white friends as my heir apparent.

[xp_eriment]

Hilarious for you. I can only tolerate so much lowkey racism before I start with the zapping

[xp_angel]

You never let me have any fun

[xp_eriment]

Funding my college education isn't fun for you?