xp_maverick: (This is my sympathetic face)
David North ([personal profile] xp_maverick) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication 2017-11-18 08:06 am (UTC)

[1] Invoice attached.

Base Cost: A hefty bottle of virgin olive oil
Add-on (Sans Questions): A bottle of sipping whiskey
Add-on (Feelings): An overnighter containing a change of clothes suitable for a woman of your size. Nightwear optional.

[2] Kindly hand-deliver payment to my suite door in person.
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