Text to North

[xp_blackcat]

[1] What would it cost to keep me from sloppy drinking alone tomorrow and is no questions or FEELINGS extra?
[2] Asking for a friend
[3] With benefits
[4] Fuck ignore that last part emoting makes me dumb

Comments

[xp_maverick]

[1] Invoice attached.

Base Cost: A hefty bottle of virgin olive oil
Add-on (Sans Questions): A bottle of sipping whiskey
Add-on (Feelings): An overnighter containing a change of clothes suitable for a woman of your size. Nightwear optional.

[2] Kindly hand-deliver payment to my suite door in person.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] You are remarkably cost effective

[2] Let me just call my olive oil dealer

[xp_maverick]

[1] Always a pleasure.

[2] I hope you like duck.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] Darling

[2] Darling, no

[3] That was a joke no one in NA has an olive oil dealer

[4] I do like duck. You may have to take an IOU. Feel free to collect interest

[5] I know you're having trouble so that was an innuendo

[xp_maverick]

[1] I have one. I can arrange for introductions to be made.

[2] In this case I'd prefer upfront payment.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] I love you all but I want to put forth that Europeans are fucking weird

[2] As in the doorway? Because I feel like your neighbours would... okay, probably not be upset but we have not discussed exhibitionism?

[xp_maverick]

[1] No.

[2] Any other doorway within the suite would be acceptable to me.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] No as in you're weird? Or door front payment?

[xp_maverick]

[1] You should come here and find out.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] Alright, sweetheart. Be right there

[2] Thanks

[xp_maverick]

[1] Spare key is in the usual place in case you arrive before I do.

[xp_blackcat]

I love how you think I need a key

[xp_blackcat]

Left on North's kitchen counter...

Small bottle of olive oil, though there is no label. Obviously decanted from a larger source, probably some Nona who has access to the Good Stuff. Sitting on top of note that reads:

A gratuity for getting me to Monday hangover free.

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