Group Text to Team: ALL TEAMS

[xp_hawkeye]

We can only sext in Cold War now

Comments

[xp_loa]

[1/2] I will only sext you as the Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial, and nothing else.
[2/2] WHICH I'M OLDER THAN HOLY SHIT?????

[xp_hawkeye]

This was not the group text I meant to send that message to

[xp_loa]

[1/3] Too late, you're already "Oh Mr. Gorbachev~" in my phone.
[2/3] Now, Mr. Gorbachev,
[3/3] Tell me more about the KFC and Pepsi you'll let me bring into your country.

[xp_darcy]

I like Mr. Gorbachev in bed. We can do business together.

[xp_hawkeye]

You're like my sister.

[xp_daredevil]

NO SEXTING ME CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON KIMURA

[xp_hawkeye]

This was not the group text I meant to send that message to

[xp_daredevil]

do I look like a stormtrooper to you?!

[xp_cypher]

Clinto. CLINTO. I'm not here to kinkshame, but WUT

[xp_hawkeye]

This was a mistake

[xp_tarot]

Je suis désolé, M. Barton, mais mon quartier général de l'OTAN n'est autorisé à être profondément pénétré que par le Royaume-Uni et occasionnellement par les États-Unis.

[xp_hawkeye]

You know, if I spoke French I'm sure that'd be very sexy. You're a very pretty lady.

[xp_darcy]

[1] Clint. Clinto. Bro. BRO. I'm laughing so hard, you delightful disaster.
[2] I'd be Truman but I'm not willing to let Tasha garrote me in my sleep for anything that man said about Russia.

[xp_hawkeye]

God bless my work wife.

[xp_topaz]

How do I get off this texting list

[xp_tarot]

I believe you have to declare independence from the United Kingdom and then refuse to join NATO For 60 years.

[xp_hawkeye]

I genuinely apologize.

[xp_velocidad]

Throwing my phone in the ocean as soon as I hit send on this

[xp_hawkeye]

Was gonna try n b sxy w Carlos Salinas de Gortari but too much vodak

[xp_changeling]

Speaking as someone who was kind of a big part of the Cold War, you're doing it wrong.

[xp_hawkeye]

I believe you.

[xp_darcy]

Show him how to do it correctly, Boss.

[xp_jubilee]

But which part is the question.

[xp_blackwidow]

What did you just do?

[xp_hawkeye]

I have regrets.