Group Text to Team: ALL TEAMS

[xp_hawkeye]

We can only sext in Cold War now

Comments

[xp_loa]

[1/2] I will only sext you as the Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial, and nothing else.
[2/2] WHICH I'M OLDER THAN HOLY SHIT?????

[xp_hawkeye]

This was not the group text I meant to send that message to

[xp_loa]

[1/3] Too late, you're already "Oh Mr. Gorbachev~" in my phone.
[2/3] Now, Mr. Gorbachev,
[3/3] Tell me more about the KFC and Pepsi you'll let me bring into your country.

[xp_hawkeye]

1. Well it's too late now
2. If I'm gonna have to deal with the level of mockery I suspect I'm in for
3. I'll buy you a whole bucket of KFC for yourself
4. And so much Pepsi

[xp_jubilee]

Offering KFC to other women? How could you!

Don’t you know all the fried chicken belongs to me?

[xp_darcy]

I like Mr. Gorbachev in bed. We can do business together.

[xp_hawkeye]

You're like my sister.

[xp_darcy]

That just makes my trolling funnier. I get to horrify at least two people for the price of one.

[xp_hawkeye]

Like any little sister would.

[xp_darcy]

I mean the other easy way to troll you means I need to grab Matt and be in your line of sight. But I'll be nice and give you at *least* one vodka before I add that to your personal nightmare fuel.

[xp_hawkeye]

You act like I'm not used to people frotting in front of me I'd just ignore you

[xp_darcy]

Matt has no shame and I'm creative enough that it wouldn't be simple frottage, Clint.

[xp_hawkeye]

Still ignoring yooooooooooooooooooooooou vodak's tasty

[xp_darcy]

You remember what happened the last time you ignored me, right.

[xp_hawkeye]

Pretty sure I don't remember because it also involved a lot of vodak

[xp_darcy]

Mm, well. You enjoy that.

[xp_hawkeye]

I will.