Group Text: Excalibur - Eleven Pipers Piping

[xp_shadowcat]

[1/3] The noise... WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE BAGPIPES?

[2/3] There's 11 pipers now... Wait, did the machine belch out a digeridoo?

[3/3] Maybe we need to perform an exorcism.

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Group Text: eXcalibur

[xp_hawkeye]

Oh God. Not this. The bird trivia was bad enough. What's the over/under on any of us getting any sleep tonight?

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[xp_shadowcat]

What's it got in store for Valentine's Day?

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[xp_hawkeye]

I don't wanna bring that kinda bad juju into the discussion. But if people wanna grab all the pillows from the sorta-lounge on the ground floor up to my office, feel free. If I close the door, I almost can't hear the bagpipes.

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[xp_pixie]

You're right, it worked!
(Thank the appropriate Gods/Goddesses.)
(Wait, are we sure this isn't some kind of divine punishment?)

[xp_daredevil]

I'm going to murder everyone for some damn peace and quiet.

I'm not a priest, but if we get out of this, I'm damn well going to find one that can do an exorcism.