Group email to the grad girl group

[xp_spectrum]

To: [Alani], [Maya], [Molly], [April], [Alison]
From: [Nica]

Subject: I don't normally gossip...

... but everything has been so ick lately that maybe folks could use something good? Or at least cute? Any way, I was flying around this afternoon and I saw Sooraya and David having a romantic picnic by the lake! And they've been having lunches together a lot. Is there romance in the air?

Who knows? But if there is, hooray for them! Aren't old people cute when they date?

Your eye in the sky,

Nica.

Comments

[xp_mayhem]

To: [Alani], [Maya], [Molly], [Nica], [Alison]
From: [April]

Awww, I love that today is nice enough for a good lakeside picnic! That bodes well for being able to grill for dinner tonight.

They might be dating or they might be working on something, haven't they known each other a long time? Anyways, I'm always up for Sooraya being happy. She works hard and does a lot, I'm glad she remembers to have downtime too.

(Are you what Boris kept getting distracted by on his earlier walk? I didn't go all the way to the lake, but we ran about halfway there and then played fetch most of the way back.)

April

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To: [Nica], [Maya], [Molly], [April], [Alison]
From: [Alani]
Subject: RE: I don't normally gossip...

I meeeeeaaaan, he did make her dinner. And a picnic by the lake does sound pretty fun.

Na’u me ka ‘oia’i’o,
Nāku iti noa, nā,
Alani

[xp_bruiser]

To: [Nica], [Maya], [Alani], [April], [Alison]
From: [Molly]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: I don't normally gossip...

ASDFGHJKL


💗Molly

[xp_echo]

Old people are old people but good for them. They’re both unproblematic enough that I actually want good things for them.

[xp_mayhem]

To: [Alani], [Maya], [Molly], [Nica], [Alison]
From: [April]

WAIT WAIT HE MADE HER DINNER?!

Maybe they are dating. We frown aggressively at this guy if he hurts her feelings, right? Because Sooraya is awesome.

[xp_dazzler]

To: [Nica], [Maya], [Molly], [April], [Alani]
From: [Alison]
Subject: RE: I don't normally gossip...

Eeeeew, straight people. lol

Not gonna lie IDGI but they're cute! ...in the same sort of way puppies are. But still!

Alison

[xp_mayhem]

To: [Nica], [Maya], [Molly], [Alison], [Alani]
From: [April]

Oh my god Alison you can't just ewww at the adorable straight people! Save it for the gross ones that do the really graphic make-outs that make you wonder if one of them is a facehugger from Alien.

The Alien franchise exists here, right?

(Not me though, you're not allowed to be grossed out if Forge gives me a kiss in public. Because I'm awesome and we save sloppy make-outs for in private.)

wait. Wait. WHOA WHOA WAIT. ALISON. ALISON DID YOU JUST COME OUT TO US.

April

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To: [April], [Maya], [Molly], [Nica], [Alani]
From: [Alison]

Wh... no? Yes? I mean.

It's been obvious? For. Like. Years?

You've... heard my music before right?

Alison.

[xp_mayhem]

To: [Alison], [Maya], [Molly], [Nica], [Alani]
From: [April]

Girl, your music is not as obvious as you think it is. Or maybe I wasn't listening right. (And yes, I've heard it a lot. I room with Pyotr! The Alison Blaire kick is far superior to the Neil Diamond kick he sometimes goes on.)

[xp_dazzler]

To: [April], [Maya], [Molly], [Nica], [Alani]
From: [Alison]

Oh. Um. Oops? Surprise! It's a gay! <3

A.