Text to Clint Barton

[xp_cannonball]

[1/5] CLINT! OH MY GOD!
[2/5] MY LITTLE BROTHER'S GETTING HITCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[3/5] AND HE'S BRINGING HER HOME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND HE ACTUALLY WANTS ME THERE
[4/5] AND HE JUST TOLD ME I'M HIS BEST MAN
[5/5] I MIGHT CRY I'M SO HAPPY

Comments

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/5] Holy shit, man - congrats!
[2/5] To both you and your bro.
[3/5] I'm guessing you and the fam
[4/5] are meeting her for the first
[5/5] time? When's his birthday?

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] Dec 21! So I'll be back home for Christmas!
[2/2] I'll bring you somethin from home when I come back ;)

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/3] You don't have to, you know,
[2/3] but I won't say 'no' when
[3/3] if you do.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] Clint Barton, you got me pearls while on a mission on your own birthday
[2/2] I’m bringing you a present from home

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/8] I mean they were in an oyster
[2/8] I happened to eat cause our
[3/8] lunch was interrupted by alligators.
[4/8] I could've done something nicer
[5/8] with them than just hand them
[6/8] over in a plastic baggie.
[7/8] I should definitely've done
[8/8] something nicer.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] it was YOUR BIRTHDAY and you gave ME a present- stop being ridiculous
[2/2] it’ll be a good distraction to stop me from putting my foot in my mouth cause I’m pretty sure my brother’s engaged to a member of the family that our family’s got beef with