Text to Sam Guthrie

[xp_husk]

 [1/1] What’s this I hear about you having a beau? And he gave you pearls on the first date?

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[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] do you remember when I was texting you bout that friend I made cause he helped me throw some bigots outta the bar? And I may or may not have been having a very rough gay time of it thanks to Tyler Childers?
[2/2] we had a date last week and it was very nice and he’s a big ol dweeb who brought me a present on his birthday

[xp_husk]

[1/2] I was right, it was that guy.
[2/2] Pearls. He got you pearls on his birthday. Don’t you think that’s a little strange?

[xp_cannonball]

[1/3] he had to postpone our date because he had a mission in Florida and while down there he harvested some oysters and found some pearls and brought them back for me cause our date was at my place
[2/3] said his Daddys raised him to bring a host gift and he thought they were pretty and wanted me to have them
[3/3] it was sweet if ridiculous

[xp_husk]

[1/3] Sure ok.
[2/3] So if you’re dating this guy, do I get to know anything about him? Aside from the red flags?
[3/3] Jay told me about him last night. Guess I should hear both sides of the story.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/6] his name’s Clint, he’s on Excalibur with my friend Alani (who you’d LOVE btw gotta introduce you)
[2/6] comes from a big family, loves to gush about ‘em and actually pays attention when I brag on y’all
[3/6] he likes science, he’s an archer, he’s introduced me to a bunch of folks
[4/6] he didn’t start flirting with me till I flirted with him because I accidentally came out to him while trying to text you and he realized I was a bit lonely up here and didn’t want to date me till I was comfortable and settled and had friends up here
[5/6] ate bout half the stack cake Mama sent me for my birthday and is very excited to try all our foods from back home whenever I get around to makin em
[6/6] he’s real sweet Paigey, you don’t have to worry, he’s just weird not scary

[xp_husk]

[1/4] 1. You’re a mess.
[2/4] 2. At least he appreciates good cooking.
[3/4] I guess you’re at least being social. But I’m reserving judgment until I actually meet him.
[4/4] If you get that far.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] IF?????????
[2/2] might pull a Jay and Joelle and date him even harder just to spite you :p

[xp_husk]

[1/2] Didn’t want to assume you were bringing him home for Christmas after one date.
[2/2] Though at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised. :p

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] I ain’t bringing him home, it’s way too soon, Mama don’t know I’m queer, and I wouldn’t wanna steal the attention away from Jay’s Julia
[2/2] I *did* promise to bring him something from home after Christmas though - not sure what yet given we ain’t got hardly anything to shop at back home

[xp_husk]

[1/2] Maybe you’ll find a diamond lying around somewhere. ^_^
[2/2] I’m sure you’ll find something, and if you don’t, you can always bring him some Christmas cookies.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] yuck it up, just wait till you find someone - then see how it feels when Jay decides they're a murderer
[2/2] but yeah, I'm excited to come home, it's gonna be great to see everyone
- a minute later -
[1/1] I miss you Paigey

[xp_husk]

[1/2] As long as you aren’t killed in your sleep.
[2/2] Miss you, too, Sammy. <3

[xp_cannonball]

[1/2] Only way he'd kill me is by cuddlin me to death
[2/2] which is a JOKE

[xp_husk]

[1/1] See you when you get home.

[xp_cannonball]

[1/1] <3